Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they're making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.

Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they're making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.

Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple's big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won't be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here's some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.

Here are some funny thoughts:

1. Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan

2. Marriage is like eating at a restauant. You order one thing, then you see what someone else has, and you wish you'd ordered that.

3. Want to remember your wife's birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.

4. What would it be like to live in a world without men? There'd be no crime, and a lot of happy fat women.

5. A husband's last words should always be: "OK, buy it."

6. Women. They try to change you for years, and then they complain that you're not the man they married.

7. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." -Katharine Hepburn

Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.